Today I...

1. Hit a cute little bird while driving on I-76E on my way to the school where I volunteer and felt really, really sad about it.

2. Passed out in the hallway at aforementioned school, tumbling over a recycling bin, losing a flip-flop, scratching my neck, and bruising my knee (and my ego) in the process.

3. Put my hands over my eyes in class and felt my contact fall out of my right eye, forcing me to leave the room to put that sucker back in.

*Sigh*

What. A. Day.

At least I got in a good workout this morning before chaos ensued.